I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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