I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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