Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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