Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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