So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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