I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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