I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
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