Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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