Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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