Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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