did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
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On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
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Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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