Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
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She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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