He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
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Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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