but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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