Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i would punch a child for taco bell
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got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
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He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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