Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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