I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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