okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
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What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
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Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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