didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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