Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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