I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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