Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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