i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
