3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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