out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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