I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Is Oprah even human
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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