I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
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my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
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In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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