I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I'm gonna fight the coyote
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
