I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
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I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
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There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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