at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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