Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
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I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
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It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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