This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
where does the pee come out of this thing
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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