Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
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