I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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