Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
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He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
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you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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