i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
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I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
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Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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