we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
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