At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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