are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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