Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
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The best revenge is premature balding
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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