Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
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Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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