who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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