If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
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I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
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I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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