..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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