North Korea, Best Korea!
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
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I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
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How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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