If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
how does that bad decision feel?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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