Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
