Yo dont text me then not text me
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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