Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Randomize
