we're blogging at a bar
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
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I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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