At least make sure they are 18
Why
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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