is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
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His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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