I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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