it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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